The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that's both intentional and accidental. * BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. Max & Paddy Steal A Plasma Screen | Peter Kay Watch on What is Altria known for? When the campervan stops off later down the road, Max sees a newspaper headline and realises what's happening. * BritishBrevity: Only six episodes were made. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] [1] A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Raymond the Bastard? I don't [[UnusualEuphemism drink from both pipes]] and [[HandsomeLech that lad]] ''definitely'' does not! However, the fight is prevented by a prison officer telling Max and Paddy to come with him. The pair arrive in London, and immediately have an altercation with the traffic police. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. [[GassHole A lot. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is. * OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle). ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Tracing the cow to a nearby farm, the pair head off to find the farmer and claim expenses for the damage to the van. This page is not available in other languages. ** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. Shortly after the series, the two characters starred in their own fitness video entitled "Max & Paddy: The Power of Two", which features a cameo from Brian. Raymond reasons with them after hearing about their "heists" and "raids". The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club (expect Brian) in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. Max tries to make amends with her, and discovers that she is actually married to, and has a child with, The Wolfster. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted. Sign Up. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. [[GassHole A lot.]] A popular English comedy band who had a TV show in the 80's. How old is Mrs McGuinness? Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. The lyrics are "Don't know where we're going, Got no way of knowing, Driving on the Road to Nowhere. Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. * OhCrap: Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. * ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. * NotMyDriver: Max and Paddy try to hijack [[spoiler:the school bus that Max's son goes on]] like this, [[spoiler:only to find themselves on the wrong bus]]. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. * BlandNameProduct: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like "Big Bob's Beans" and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan. Get all the latest news and information in your inbox, with our range of email newsletters to meet all interests. Peter Kay touched on this in the DVD commentary of Phoenix Nights, saying that he should have told the production company to buy a larger motor home than the Ford as he intended to use it in the spin-off. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. * AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. ''', ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn't do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500. * AcceptableTargets: In-universe, when Max and Paddy pull up to cut down a speed camera, passers-by salute and cheer them. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]]. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. ** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] The 'Row Row Row Your Boat' sequence on the bus is borrowed from Dirty Harry, and in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's Brewery bitter. He just forces Max to shake his hand. It doesn't take long before they try selling it. After Max shows an incredulous Paddy his notebook filled with childlike drawings of a television programme he's invented called "Magnet and Steel", the pair reluctantly decide to sleep rough in the woods. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994. He also calls people a clown or a melon if they've said something absurd. You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. Me and Paddy are in prison. * LargeHam: Mix Bustin, as played by [[Music/Slade Noddy Holder]]. Email or phone: Password: Forgot account? Especially when they're on the road. Max is the older and more level-headed of the two, roughly 40 years old, and usually pretending to have more life experience than he has actually had, including a stint in the army. You shouldn't upset him. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. Paddy teaches him a few cool moves the following day, and they return to the club dressed as sailors in order to blend in. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. ** One can only guess what Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. He claims they can sell it on at market for around 300. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. plaintext to ciphertext converter, nutrition facts for wildfire restaurant, 2022 jeep grand cherokee l lift kit,
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